Some places are like people: some shine and some don’t.

Burton and The Joker

Smylex!

Hey, bat-brain, I mean, I was a kid when I killed your parents. I mean, I say “I made you” you gotta say “you made me.” I mean, how childish can you get? 

I’ve been dead once already. It’s very liberating. You should think of it as, uh… therapy. 

I mean, I say “I made you” you gotta say “you made me.” I mean, how childish can you get? 

I always ask that of all my prey.

Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? 

You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight? 

But, as my plastic surgeon always said, “If you got to go… go with a smile.”